MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX
Sex takes up the least amount of time
and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches
you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
If you get them by the balls,
their hearts and minds will follow.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man
are usually the same ones she can't stand years latter.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night ~ Then on Sunday,
Pray for crop failure.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground,
that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Sex is a three letter word which needs some old - fashioned
four - letter words to convey it's full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
What matters is not the length of the wand,
but the magic in the stick.
A man can be happy with any woman.
as long as he doesn't love her.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation,
the other eight are not important.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Never lie down with a woman who's got ,
more troubles than you.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool,
when they fall in love.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired,
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
" This won't hurt, I promise.